In addition to all of the other pressures and stresses of institute, there is one thing that I need to get off my chest. I fucking HATE my roommate. I am currently sitting in the bottom bunk of my bed because this is the only clean place in our room to sit. If I were to take a picture of my dorm, you would notice that 80 percent of the floor space is covered in shit. Knee-deep shit. However, I can’t show you a picture of my dorm room because I loaned by usb cable to her several weeks ago and have not seen it sense. If you were able to see my room, you would probably think, “wow, those two girls are really slobs.” But I would have to stop you right there and point out that the only thing of mine that is on this floor is my school box that takes up about a 1 ft x 1 ft space. Everything else is hers: dirty clothes, empty and full take-out boxes, a fermenting styrofoam cup where she spits after she is done brushing her teeth (because she is too lazy to go to the bathroom) and puts her watermelon that she doesn’t want to eat. She browses facebook for hours at a time on my computer because she can’t find hers buried under a pile of garbage somewhere. She is out drinking right now and all I can do is pray that she comes home sober enough to climb her fucking Southern ass up to the top bunk so she doesn’t try to climb in bed with me (like she did last week) and roll over and talk to me while she tries to remember whether she got fucked by Jim or just merely fingered. She sleeps for 12 hours a day sometimes and on nights when I am only getting 3 hours that really pisses me off. She wakes up in the morning with 0 out of 4 lesson plans prepared and I can only pray that she gets kicked out of TFA. However, I don’t think this is likely to happen because we were just informed by our program director that it is likely we will both be placed at the same school in the RGV. And all I can think to myself is, “not if I don’t pick her lazy, irritating, shit-faced ass up and throw it out the 14th floor window before we get there.”
And another thing! Would it kill us to get a little air conditioning in here!?!
1 comment:
white trash or ghetto?
it's a rhetorical question. i guess this is one instance where basic training is superior. that shit would not fly.
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