This Is The Part Where I Quit My Job

I have training every Saturday (and some Sundays) for the next TWO MONTHS! That means I don't get a weekend for TWO MONTHS. Do you know how long that is to go without a weekend? Yeah! TWO MONTHS! If ever I needed a weekend it was right now. In fact, I would trade all of the other weekends I have ever had if I could just get a couple of days off now. I need a massage, and a beach towel, and a fucking pool boy holding my fucking FRUITY DRINK!